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Casey Kolderup

What if we put Michael Jackson's head on top of Tails' body! Show more

Casey Kolderup (b. 1984)
𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 (𝒏𝒐 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔), 2018

Me in 2013: Software Is impossible to reliably archive and that's bad for history
Me in 2018: Software is bad and its innate temporality is good for the future

I made a new bot that lets you enjoy a selection of random jouns: @jouns

hey, mastodon *looks around* hey *inches closer* you... got any nipples

*slaps roof of Torah* this bad boy can fit so many Numbers in it

Fermin Citroni, District Tactics Executive at Macrosoft

we're preparing a year in review thingy and I was like "ugh did I even do ANYTHING this year" but then I started looking through the PRs I merged and I was like "ugh did we even HAVE A PLATFORM BEFORE this year"

just heard about a new Broadway musical I'm going to be told to be enthusiastic about pretty soon. we'll see about that

*slaps roof of any group of people* this bad boy can fit so many societies in it

the family time wasn't even bad, it's just that the travel today was so long and tiring that I had a mini-breakdown on the second flight home

so happy to be home!!!!!!!!!

I'm in a hotel in Indiana and do you ever just marvel at how high-resolution displays are. like wow

I never know what lettuce-like vegetables are safe to eat anymore so I'm just switching entirely to broccoli slaw from here on out

I think if, when weighing the pros and cons of moving to the west coast, you had told me how many flights I'd be taking that require me to get up at literal 4:00 AM, I would have seriously reconsidered

imagining an alternate history where adult fans of The Flintstones say "yabba dabba doo" in their dating profiles and throw temper tantrums when the promotional Brontosaurus Burger at McDonalds sells out in the first 24 hours

The internet really makes you think