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When someone posts a screenshot of a notification from a news app on their phone's lock screen they out themselves as someone who hates themselves so much they get notifications from news apps on their phone's lock screen

I hate myself a LOT but not that much

@casey guilty as charged

Actually not true, I turned them off a long time ago after I realized that I don’t want to be the sort of person who does that to themselves